Tips and Handy Hints
"In my Morris I'm always at the front of my own parade"
Here is a page to help you keep your treasured car up and running, and to start here a a few tips from your humble webmaster....
- Never by a car in the dark, or a long way from home, or without a test drive, or up a long farm lane. (Doh! I did that!!!)
- Most repairs can be achieved by the application of one of two things:
- The Universal Cornish Adjuster (Big hammer)
- The Universal Technician Enhancer (Big wedge of cash money)
Please send your tips or hints to
